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LGBT Laughs: Queer Dictators

iheartprettylesbians:

lgbtlaughs:Nevertheless, in spite of the fact that hashtag #ditaduragay was brought up by conservative Christians, it was quickly bombed by queers with satirical tweets. For your pleasure, a translated compilation of the best ones:

  • When the #gaydictatorship comes, baby girls will know how to play the guitar as soon as they are born. (by @cups_)
  • When the #gaydictatorship comes, the “Like” button will be replaced by “It’s fabulous!”. (by @heineca)
  • When the #gaydictatorship comes, the every woman’s car will be a truck. (by @brenewday)
  • When the #gaydictatorship comes, the National Anthem will be replaced by “Born this way”. (by @capsluc4as)

and finally the #1:

  • When the #gaydictatorship comes, all police sirens will be replaced by christina aguillera (by @rodriogs)

A few days ago in Brazil, a tweet hashtag, #ditaduragay, was raised to the Twitter trending topics. “Ditatura gay” means “gay dictatorship” and is a common term in Brazil for “omg, I’m so oppressed because they won’t let me be horribly homophobic”.

Nevertheless, in spite of the fact that hashtag…

Via Because there is not enough lesbian eye-candy




I’m totes an ass kinda gal.

(Source: hotinkedgirls)



samanthafitzgeraldmusicblog:

GQ freestyle. 

Going to see ou today BFF.





helltothefuckdrizzydrake:

look what you’ve done



iheartprettylesbians:

lacigreen:

what blows my mind the most is that being gay is grounds for the death in multiple countries

welcome to our ignorant fucked up world

Text is too small, but I think I get the idea.

(Source: knowhomo)


Via Because there is not enough lesbian eye-candy


Get this text every night

(Source: youjustinspiredme)



Time to clean up.

(Source: bunnzies)



roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.

Beautiful

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